May 2013
thomasthegreat:
wzrdkelley:
in the pussy like
“boy she got dat fire”
Lmao
killin me!
King Jaffe Joffer: I knew that USPS was supposed... →
kingjaffejoffer:
I knew that USPS was supposed to be delivering an important package to me today. Normally the lazy ass postman makes no attempt to buzz my apartment from the lobby or take the elevator to my floor to deliver the package. They simply put a note in my mailbox saying, “sorry we missed you!!!”, as if…
LIFE HACK
princesspunani:
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
nooooo
nbcnightlynews:
JUST IN: Powerball jackpot is now $600 million
King Jaffe Joffer: I will say this first, I do not... →
morphinginthepuhsea:
quixon:
Bruh, why are you crooning for broads online while you got a nice lil chick at home taking care of ya stanking ass?
You outchea laying the vocal molestation down on chicks you don’t eem know like that? Talmbout having kids with these chicks and marrying…
me before doing anything: better get high first
everyday: i need new clothes
clarknokent:
thetallblacknerd:
Woman: I have the pussy
Me:
perfect
King Jaffe Joffer: I think the government should... →
kingjaffejoffer:
Let’s say people who are convicted of child abuse on multiple occasions, or rapists, and murderers. A lot of these people get out of jail even after multiple offenses. People who have shown on several occasions that they are cancerous tumors on society who drain the life out of the world.
Why…
3 tags
I’m bout to publish these anon message lol
shit is redic (in a good way)
youngharlemnigga:
When you’re watching a stand-up comic bomb on stage an you can feel the the embarrassment through your tv. I really have to turn the channel to not feel hella embarrassed for them.
