Apocalypto is such a dope movie
kingjaffejoffer: Not in my top 10, but definitely in my top 20. agreed
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Kanye and Jay were on tour for only 3 months and...
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Textbooks in College
Me: Is it okay if I just buy the 7th edition instead of the 8th? It's over $100 cheaper and it would be great if I could save some money.
Professor: No. They added a comma in the new edition, which is utterly essential to your comprehension of the author's content.
Man at bar ribs cop, 'Aw, you suck at darts'; cop... →
stfuconservatives: anarchyagogo: A man at a bar in Murrieta, California ribbed an off-duty cop that he ‘suck[ed] at darts,’ the cop, 42-year-old Dayle Long, reportedly responded by pulling out a gun and executing him in front of a shocked crowd in an incident one man described as ‘the most horrific scene I’ve seen in my entire life.’ Patch.com reports: Chris Hull, a 39-year-old Temecula...
Christmas EVE: Then and now.........
shelly11: Then: Now: so fucking accurate.
dont ever hesitate. reblog this.
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themonotonousmonster: You see these maladaptive thoughts ooze from the cracks of your mind and spread a venom too potent to be benign these thoughts are caustic as well as cathartic if you write the words away and you will, the dark corners of your mind will be free— for a moment until you are bitten by a poisonous thought again.
American Horror Story Finale..
umm………….. I don’t like how this chick is screaming around. She’s kind of annoying…
Jay-Z Getting Pulled Over by a Cop
Cop: Son, do you know what I'm stopping you for?
Jay-Z: Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low?
Cop: No, you just blew through that stop sign back there.
Jay-Z: That's bullshit. I just ball so hard y'all ma'fuckas wanna fine me?
(Cop goes back to his car, comes back 5 minutes later)
Cop: Mr. Z, here's your ticket.
Jay-Z: Dat shit cray.
Cop: Watch The Road.
lumos-maxima: American Horror Story finale is on