Maybe next time, I'll remember not to tell you...
Reblog if you did not watch the Royal Wedding.
No one was tumblin’ last night? C’mon guys wtf am I supposed to do at work now? Actual work?! Ahhhhh!!!!
I'm terrible at comforting people. I'm just like
Well I’m not but THIS is hilarious.
renelymescudi: expectations» reality» lmaooooooo!
deepwithfuture: “People who are highly creative often have odd thoughts and behaviors—and vice versa. Both creativity and eccentricity may be the result of genetic variations that increase cognitive disinhibition—the brain’s failure to filter out extraneous information. When unfiltered information reaches conscious awareness in the brains of people who are highly intelligent and can process...
Reblog if you have a dirty mind.
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OKAY EVERYBODY. We're making a census for Potter...
darrenseyebrows: kuisses: delenadiaries: u no u no
mirandastaysfly: jstforkicks: YOU: HER: LMAO
You alone in a room and shit start making noises.
4/20 they're high. 4/24 they're holy...gtfo
This is precisely why I don't do shit for people.
shutupsyd: I try to make an honest effort, just being nice. When I mess up just a little, it’s thrown back in my face. I’m always reminded how I fucked up. I do well on my fucking own, and it’s always attributed to someone else, as if I had to have gotten it from them…like I couldn’t dare do it on my own. It’s always the little things…
Reblog if your sleeping schedule is fucked up.
Nostalgia Station!: tedgie: I bone your mother... →
tedgie: I bone your mother quite frequently.: historyofbones: Can we talk about Legends of the Hidden… tyleroakley: historyofbones: Can we talk about Legends of the Hidden Temple leeroyjenkins: and how all the kids that got on that show were fucking dumbasses like seriously
snowsilk asked: lmao ok at that time i was texting you, i was awake. i was just texting in a rush.
Guess we just not gonna talk anymore. Fine...
I mean what did I do? I’m so confused. So confused.
[Today], every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips,...– Tina Fey, Bossypants (via whatisconfidence) this is beautiful <3 Pure poetry (via wherestoriesaretold) why is so so godly (via idontknowwhatthatmeans)
If I don't start the convo, you don't talk to me.
And that really upsets me. I have absolutely no idea what I have done.
in the hallway and somebody cussin out someone...
snowsilk: ahemprepareyourself: THEN SOMEONE THROWS A PUNCH AND THEN EVERYONES LIKE lmao gifs always killin me