March 2012
So apparently, the House is voting on the "Blunt...
stfusexists:
Pro-tip: If they can spend less money on their employee’s benefits, every employer will be “morally opposed” to covering birth control. Do these people seriously not understand that if there is a loophole, EVERYONE will exploit it?
February 2012
The XXL Freshman 2012 list
trvpjesus:
Was the saddest shit i’ve ever seen in my life
King Jaffe Joffer: Proper bathroom etiquette →
diashoni:
kingjaffejoffer:
ferretmochalatte:
If you are bad at aiming, sit down. It is better for your kidneys. Most men probably do now because they are addicts to smartphones.
Men sitting on the toilet for the specific purpose of pissing is effeminate. Have never done…
Because it’s so difficult to wipe your own piss off of the toilet seat. Every guy misses every now and...
“In Greek, “nostalgia” literally means “the pain from an old wound”. It’s a...”
– Don Draper (via vraae)
“When you took your oath of office, you placed your hand on the Bible and swore...”
– Jamie Raskin - who is now a senator in Maryland and served as floor manager of the recently passed bill allowing same sex marriage. (via abaldwin360)
BOOM.
(via tehblackbirdisincognito)
Black children will never know the joy of finding...
kingjaffejoffer:
soambitchous:
why did this make me laugh so hard?
I fall into this category
wrong.
King Jaffe Joffer: Just seen a photo that had... →
keyworldwide:
Nigga you must be off your shit if you believe Busta Rhymes aint “hip hop”…
I give zero fucks if the nigga signed with young money..nigga Busta Rhymes could sign with hanna montana’s label
You better check that man’s discography before you start typing that ol bullshit
…
I hate when naturally beautiful porn stars go &...
I was going to stretch my lobes.
fuckyeahstretchedears:
sellyourselfshort:
the-hero-of-canton:
But, I prefer employment.
Tell this to all the people with stretched lobes who will probably make more money than you ever will.
Watchkingjaffejoffer:
anegroking:
Chris Rock Presents Best Animated Film at The Oscars (2012)
Oh, Chris.
Priceless.
lol, this is great.
A map of the world's underwater cables →
kingjaffejoffer:
The vast majority of the worlds communications are carried not by satellites but an altogether older technology: cables under the Earth’s oceans. As a ship accidentally wipes out Asia’s net access, this map shows how we rely on collections of wires of less than 10cm diameter to link us all together.
