Women: A real man appreciates a woman's body the way God made us. Real breasts hang, haven't you heard of gravity? I can't help these stretch marks or uneven symmetry of my labia, accept me how I am
Men: Cool, I'm uncircumsized by the way.
Women: EWWWWWWWWW FORESKIN, its ugly, why didn't your parents have a piece of your penis cut off so it would please me aesthetically!
sherlielocks: seafiish: fiyhi: spyrasha: mpregbert: people who think it hurts to step on a lego have obviously never stepped on the plug in on the end of a cord ive stepped on a nail excuse you i’ve stepped on a whole goat okay neither of us were happy about that i once killed a man
King Jaffe Joffer: blackamazon:... →
blackamazon: aboutmaleprivilege: male privilege is ryan lochte responding to ye shiwen’s record-beating swim by saying “it was pretty impressive. and it was a female. she’s fast. if she was there with me, i don’t know, she might have beat me.” lochte swam his final 50 meters in 29.10…
s4ls4: mrsspencereid: it’s kind of ridiculous that we have to work our asses off for 13 years in school just to work our asses off for another 2-8+ years in college just to work our asses off in a job that we probably don’t even like, when we were born on this earth without a choice and i for one certainly didn’t sign up for that this is seriously all i fucking think about
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kanlaughingalonewithawatermelon: kingjaffejoffer: At the beginning of Batman when Bane told one of his crew to stay on the plane when it crashed because “they expect one of us in the wreckage”, and then the guy actually stayed there. I woulda been like, “nigga you taking over the…
my mum just came into my room and told me not to look in the freezer… brb i’m going to go look in the freezer MUM THAT’S NOT FUNNY.
withmymelancholyblues: mylifesarumor: scipioaemilianus: liamoflegends: shaving23spiders: wvnderbar: in the catholic ghetto, born and raised at the playground is where I bullied most of the gays relaxin chillaxin communion all cool oppressing some minorities outside the school when a couple of gays believed that they could believed they could get married in my neighborhood ...
I still love the people I’ve loved, even if I cross the street to avoid them.– Uma Thurman (via divineisinyou)
Fitness With a BowTie: Greenville, NC... →
healthylivingchip: I swear there isnt enough currency floating around this city!!! We just opened our store 2 weeks ago and its been so slow!! Never in my life have I seen people come in, try on clothes, LOVE THE CLOTHES + the Fit and leave with nothing but a “Fit Card”. Im so blown at this point. I have been a part… I hear you bro. I have a Black card with Buckle I just haven’t...
The Olympic Swimmer Who’d Never Been in an...
mentalflossr: Getty Images To bring the Olympic spirit to developing nations in the late 1990s, the Olympic Committee allowed a small number of “wild card” athletes to join the Games. But because they didn’t have to go through any qualifying rounds to compete, not all of the contenders arrived prepared. One such athlete was a swimmer from Equatorial Guinea named Eric Moussambani. When...
kingjaffejoffer: lynnwho: My mom’s accent...
hervacationh0me: ignorantatheist: Man this is some lame ass shit Lol nah. Just nah. smh